Foxy

Marc: I saw a fox this morning, I got quite close, maybe tomorrow i'll bring a lead and pretend its my dog! I shall name him Fred.

Random: What if it's a girl?

Marc: I shall call it Fred, short for.... (after much pointless thinking)... Freda.

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A healthy pint or 2.

In the office discussing Health checks.

Julia: I've been charged £37 for sending of my samples.

Random office chat: Well that's not right, go and discuss it with HR.

Marc: What did you do? Send them 5 pints of it?!

Mathmatical Dilemma

Office is discussing failing Maths GCSE's

Marc: I failed Maths 3 times, still haven't passed... Though I have never seen the point, when are you ever going to need pythagoras theorem to use a till?!

Yeah and what?

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Anne Frank Part Deux

Marc: Anne Frank, she's the one with the Diary?

Adam: Yeah, and i'm surprised no one heard her with her typewriter.

Marc: She might of used a pencil.

Long pause.

Marc: I'm surprised, what if she didn't have a pencil sharpener, she would never have completed it.

Rob: When is a diary ever complete!

JASON D

Just a bit of knowledge for you all that read this...

If you take the first letter of every month ie.

JFMAMJJASOND - It spells JASON, Jason D, Donovan, Jason Donovan played Joseph in Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat.

What i have just come to realise, is that Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat is NOT Jesus' step dad. He is a totally different Joseph altogether.