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Marc while completing an application form: What should I put my self as, White European?

Gus: Why White European?

Marc: Because they don’t have that other one, White Corsican?!

Fishy Feet

Marc: I don’t like swimming because of the fish. I don’t like them swimming around my feet, I’ve got no problem with feet though.

Grand thinking!!!

Marc: What are we doing at the weekend?

Vic: Well we got all the grandparents coming on Sunday!

Marc: Oh ok.... Which ones?

New Year, New Marcisms, by Marc Himself!!!

Marc was chatting to his Mum & Dad about an up and coming road trip/race to Mongolia...

Marc: I'm going on a race to Mongolia next year with Tim, Alex and Gus!

Mum: Oh right, do you even no where Mongolia is?

Marc: Erm...

Couple of mins later!

Marc: ... No!!! Oh wait, Africa?!

Everyone listening: hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Marc (thinking to himself): I might of been thinking of Madagasca, but i don't think thats in Africa either!

Dad: No its near China!!!

Closed for business

Well, the glory days are over. The company is no more and Marc has moved on to pastures new. We will miss him, but he promises to keep us updated with any new Marcisms.