On the buses

Marc: I saw you on the bus this morning.

Andy: Oh yeah. Where?

Marc [Giving Andy a puzzled look]: On the bus.

Gone for a song

[Andy is singing the high bits from 10cc's "if you leave me now"]

Garry: Marc, Andy is singing.

Marc [shouts]: I'm not singing!

Psycho II

Daz: So Marc, did you get any sex at the weekend?

Marc: No. Just a whole lot of shouting.

More adventures with Grease

[The office radio is playing the rather nice re-edit of 'Beggin' by Frankie Valli]

Andy: The guy that does this did the theme tune to Grease.

Marc: What, John Travolta?

My little pony

Marc: I'm growing my hair so I can put it into a side ponytail.

I can see clearly now

Marc: I think I'm going to sit on the toilet with my sunglasses on.

Bunny boiler

Garry: How's your new girlfriend?

Marc: Psychotic.

Legless

[Anthony shows Marc a picture of a slow worm]

Marc: Do they have legs?