Slow is not the word.

Marc: What you talkin' 'bout Willis..

Phil: Gary Coleman said that.

Marc: Yeah that little black guy..

(Marc then looks him up on Wikipedia)

Marc: He's Dead, when did that happen?

Gary Coleman died May 28 2010. RIP

Happy Birthday Postman Pat

Marc: Oh my god.. Postman Pat is only 30 yrs old. He looks well for his age!

Shotgun Sally

Marc: Why isn't Adam in work tomorrow?

Julia: He's at a wedding.

Marc: What kind of wedding?

Phil: A shotgun wedding...

Marc: That's what I want, a shotgun wedding.

Who's your Daddy?

Marc: I wish my Dad was Jay-Z

Phil: Don't you love your Dad for who he is?

Marc: Yeah, my Dad is alright.