Christmas Nuts

Everyone is out on the departmental Xmas lunch.
Marc recieved his Secret Santa (WhatCar? and The Nuts Christmas Special magazines)

Late on during lunch, Adam spills some orange juice all over the table...

Adam: Whoops, sorry people.

Marc: (Very loudly) Bloody hell, watch my Nuts..

Women on the table opposite then gives him a dodgy stare.

Round the Back!

Everyone was having lunch and Marc came out with this beauty...

Marc: Phil, shall I take you up the back way after lunch? I think you said you wanted to see what is was like?!

MASSIVE PAUSE... (followed by an awkward laugh).

(Just to clarify, the back way, is the back stairs up to the processing room)!!!