Monday, May 11, 2009

Marcisms?

Kat: Tell me your best Marcism

Marc: Ok, I got some good ones

Pause for about 5 mins...

Marc: Ok I got one, "I'm in the office...", No can't remember that one!

Pause...

Marc: Right, this one is good, "We're all walking in the high street...", No, thats gone to!

Kat: This is turning out to be a Marcism in itself!

Marc: You maybe right! I'll have to remember it though!

Garlic anyone!

In the pub discussing Garlic...

Marc: Well, even i know what Garlic looks like, its like an onion but smaller!

Good eggs and bad eggs!

Marc and Steven go shopping for dinner and breakfast to Tesco!

Steven: I need eggs.

Marc: If you get the eggs from the back they are usually the best ones.

Marc picks up the box of eggs and looks inside!

Marc: Not that you can tell or anything, because your just looking at a shell!

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Who needs money anyway!

So, Marc is in the office with Gus and Kelly talking about Super cars!

Marc: If you could have any car in the world, money no option, what would you have?

Kelly: Money no option?!

Gus: Money no object!

Marc: *Blank look*!

Coke Over Dose!

Marc and Gus sometimes go to the Bookshop on Campus to buy a meal deal lunch!
After buying lunch and getting back to the office, Marc complains of to many Coke bottles on his desk as he rarely drinks it!

Gus: Well, why don't you get a different drink?

Marc: What, can you get a different drink to Coke?

Gus: You don't just have to get Coke because it's on the meal deal picture! Have you not seen me for the last year get different drinks each week?

Marc: Oh, I've been getting Coke every week.