A bit Loco..

Marc was cutting out images for a big task on Photoshop, when he suddenly came across the word 'commotion'...

Marc: If you ever need to spell the word 'commotion' just tweet Kylie Minogue...

*Silence*

Marc: That's her song right? 'Do the commotion'?!

Air Canada

Had family over from Canada that we have never met. Discussing going over there to meet the rest..

Rene: Marc, you're not a big flyer?

Marc: No, my wingspan is tiny.

Bi-Lateral thinking

I was thinking.. In America they call bum bags, fanny packs. So technically, the arse is called a fanny over there. Now, if you were gay in America, obviously you love arse. But then you love fanny as the fanny pack is also a bum bag.. You get me?!

Planting the seed.

So the hose pipe ban is still in force in the South East.

Marc: I was watching our nextdoor neighbour watering his tree's the other day.

Penny: Have they been in long?

Marc: The neighbours, no they moved in not long ago.

Penny: I was talking about the tree's, if they are newly in they may need a bit of water.

Forget me not!

We have not had a post from Marc in ages.. this must mean he is either getting wiser or he keeps forgetting to update us on new Marcisms. I say 'we'.. I'm Marc, why do I say 'we', it's not like there are 2 of us!

I'm all shook up..

You can't feel an earthquake when you're in the air can you?

Easter Dummy

Marc was out with his buddies, Tim and Ali..

Marc: I've just read a status from a girl in America about Jesus

Tim: Yeah

Marc: I didn't think Americans knew about Easter, thought it was just an England thing.

Tim: OMG Marc..

One Direction

Matt: Can you name a Palindrome?

Marc: River!

Hot head.

What's the capital of Chile?

Marc: Con Carne...

What's that short for?

For years I had always thought 'Blighty' was short for Brighton!

It's just another word for England - Crazy times we live in ay.

Valentines Day

Marc: Its coming up to Valentines day. A pointless celebration on a pointless day of the week. This ain't no Marcism, just a pointless rant!

Where do babies come from?

We're chatting about babies, seeing as half the office is preggers! And Marc is talking about the days of the the cough and drop. Random. Then back to babies and stomach ulcers...

Polly: Did you have an ultrasound, did they have to gel you up?

Susan: Yeah.

Marc: Was it cold, because when I went to have one to see if I had a stomach ulcer it was cold!

Susan: No, not really.

Marc: Well just as well they didn't stick a camera down your throat as well...

Susan: Babies aren't in your stomach Marc.

Marc: Haha I thought the tube went into the, oh nevermind!

No shit Sherlock

Marc and Susan are secretly discussing the 2 Project Managers, on how high they have their office chairs set at. After coming to an agreement this is what was said:

Susan: We got them sussed.. Sherlock

Marc: Good work Jenkins.

Marc: It's not Jenkins is it?

Susan: Ha ha... Watson.