Rock hard tree!

Office chat about pomegranate and Marc as always over hears!

Marc: Pomegranate? Thats that grey brick isn't it?

Adam: You assume pomegranate is a rock because it has granate in it?

Marc: Yeah, is it not the grey brick?

Adam: No, you're thinking about the breeze block!

Marc: Ah I see...

I love cake

Someone is giving out cake in the office, it's got a layer of pink and white sponge.

Marc: Oh, this looks like Nuremberg cake...

Office laughs!

Susan: Do you mean battenburg cake?

Marc: 'Blank look'!