A bit Loco..

Marc was cutting out images for a big task on Photoshop, when he suddenly came across the word 'commotion'...

Marc: If you ever need to spell the word 'commotion' just tweet Kylie Minogue...

*Silence*

Marc: That's her song right? 'Do the commotion'?!

Air Canada

Had family over from Canada that we have never met. Discussing going over there to meet the rest..

Rene: Marc, you're not a big flyer?

Marc: No, my wingspan is tiny.

Bi-Lateral thinking

I was thinking.. In America they call bum bags, fanny packs. So technically, the arse is called a fanny over there. Now, if you were gay in America, obviously you love arse. But then you love fanny as the fanny pack is also a bum bag.. You get me?!

Planting the seed.

So the hose pipe ban is still in force in the South East.

Marc: I was watching our nextdoor neighbour watering his tree's the other day.

Penny: Have they been in long?

Marc: The neighbours, no they moved in not long ago.

Penny: I was talking about the tree's, if they are newly in they may need a bit of water.

Forget me not!

We have not had a post from Marc in ages.. this must mean he is either getting wiser or he keeps forgetting to update us on new Marcisms. I say 'we'.. I'm Marc, why do I say 'we', it's not like there are 2 of us!

I'm all shook up..

You can't feel an earthquake when you're in the air can you?

Easter Dummy

Marc was out with his buddies, Tim and Ali..

Marc: I've just read a status from a girl in America about Jesus

Tim: Yeah

Marc: I didn't think Americans knew about Easter, thought it was just an England thing.

Tim: OMG Marc..