Blind luck..

Marc is looking out the window.

Marc: Hey, look at that man handgliding past the window...

Everyone looks...

Susan: Thats a helicopter!

Marc: Blimey, my eyes are bad!

I'll be back

Gus: Wow, I never realised Daniel Radcliff was quite so short.

Marc: Yeah. I heard Arnold Swartznegger is only about 5’2 or 5’3.

Gus: No he’s not! He’s around 6 foot something.

Marc: Well 5’3 it’s not that short.

After looking up the height of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Gus: See, he’s 6’2.

Marc: Oh, this person, arr, he told me… well, I was told he was 5’3.

Notre DAMN

Last night in the pub...

Nick: What school do you go to?

Girl: Reeds.

Nick: Do you know Kurt, Kurt Williams?

Girl: No.

Nick: Do you know his sister Amy?

Ams: Why would she know, she went to my school...

Marc: Where did you go?

Ams: Notre Dame School...

Marc: Is that in Belgium?

Nick: Cobham actually!

Marcisms?

Kat: Tell me your best Marcism

Marc: Ok, I got some good ones

Pause for about 5 mins...

Marc: Ok I got one, "I'm in the office...", No can't remember that one!

Pause...

Marc: Right, this one is good, "We're all walking in the high street...", No, thats gone to!

Kat: This is turning out to be a Marcism in itself!

Marc: You maybe right! I'll have to remember it though!

Garlic anyone!

In the pub discussing Garlic...

Marc: Well, even i know what Garlic looks like, its like an onion but smaller!

Good eggs and bad eggs!

Marc and Steven go shopping for dinner and breakfast to Tesco!

Steven: I need eggs.

Marc: If you get the eggs from the back they are usually the best ones.

Marc picks up the box of eggs and looks inside!

Marc: Not that you can tell or anything, because your just looking at a shell!

Who needs money anyway!

So, Marc is in the office with Gus and Kelly talking about Super cars!

Marc: If you could have any car in the world, money no option, what would you have?

Kelly: Money no option?!

Gus: Money no object!

Marc: *Blank look*!