Back in black

Marc: Why do they paint the lamposts in Bath black? At night you can't see them.

Fedde

[not at all a Marcism, as it's Marc being intentionaly witty and sharp, but here it is anyway]

Marc: Put up your hands for DFS - I love this settee.

Currying favour

Marc: Do you know what I think it is. It's the rice that gives it the spicyness...

Cock's prawntale

Daz: I bet you £50 you can't drink a pint of that Tom Yum soup over there.

Marc: No. I don't like spicy food. Plus I've got a fear of prawns.

Strawberry fields

[The office is talking about herbs]

Marc: I used to pack sorrel seeds. And cumin seeds. And this stuff called strawberry popcorn. Which isn't popcorn at all. As I found out when I grew some.

Do-re-me

Marc [randomly]: Have you seen the Sound of Music?

Paperback writer

Marc: I wrote something really big on a small bit of paper.

I love technology

Marc: Did someone invent technology?