Stating

[after saying something completely obvious and bringing the wrath of the office upon himself]

Marc: I was just making a fact.

Worrying

Marc [looking at his computer screen intently and then says quietly to no-one in particular]: What I wouldn't give to be that teddy bear...

Wide awake club

Anthony: ...you know, the guy that used to be in Blackadder. Now he's in Time Team.

Marc: Oh, Timmy Mallet.