Touching.

Anon: Marc, why are you poking the screen?

Marc: Just in case we've been upgraded to touch screen technology.

Man or Wife!

On the subject of male vegetarians, and the discussion gets onto Paul McCartney.

Marc: Who is Paul McCartney, is he the wife of Linda McCartney, the lasagna lady?!

*Pause*

Marc: She's got one leg.

Susan: No that's Heather Mills, who has one leg!

Crisps anyone?

Talk turns to Dannii Minogue.

Marc: She's had a baby. Because she's so plastic, what they did was, open her up like a bag of crisps, get the baby out, then just re-seal her. Jobs a good'un!

Presidential

Adam: Did you know that in about 2 years time, Sarah Palin could become the next President of the United States...

Marc: What, Michael Palin's wife?!

No more tears.. or tiers!

In the departmental meeting Helen is talking about, no more tiers.

Marc: No more teirs, Johnson's baby oil, no more tears!

Helen: Johnson's baby SHAMPOO! No more tears.

Watch it!

Marc: Do I have to watch TRON the original before I watch TRON Legacy?

Adam: You haven't watched TRON?

Marc: No, but I've watched Logun's Run.

Test Tickle

This is a test............tickle!