Random Q&A's

So... I been thinking (dangerous) about maybe asking a question everyday, just a random question that pops into my head randomly. I have no clue how the public will answer these questions, but I may give it a go anyway.

But I'm thinking now, sometimes I may forget to ask everyday, so don't shoot the messenger.

Something on your mind?

Randomly out loud..

Marc: Fallopian tube.

Who?

Marc is stressing over changes in the banner he is making.

Marc: Arrrgh Batty Nora!

Susan: Don't you mean Nora Batty?

Bad act

It's time for tea in the office. So Marc heads off to get a biscuit. As he gets to the tin he meets Susan and Adam.

Marc: Hello Fellatio

Adam: I can't believe you just called me that.

Marc: Isn't that the name of that Latin dude?

Susan: Surely you know what that means..

Marc: *Whispers to Adam* What is it?

Adam: A sexual act performed on..

Marc: *Points down*

Adam: Yes..

Marc: Ooohh.. Haha I meant Hiratio.

No Maths.

Even though I said it was the 200th post, I have a feeling it's not. The number of posts just don't add up! Baffling.

200th post.. Boyhood memories

Marc: Whats the stupidest swap you've ever made?

Office: *No one speaks*

Marc: Well, mine is, when I was at school, I swapped my fountain pen for a chocolate bar!

Dirty Mouth.

Susan and Charlotte are walking round the office with a dictaphone asking people to say something to test it out. (it's pretty old skool)!

Susan: Marc, tell us joke.

Marc: I've never really understood dic-ta-phones, because you put your mouth to it!

Part 2

2nd Convo about Alberto Aquilani playing for Liverpool and just not doing well in the Premiership, so talk turns to other Italians who have and have not made it in the league.

Marc: Zola worked well (Great goal against Norwich), Vialli, Di Canio.

Adam H: Ravenelli sort of did for Boro

Adam W: Pistone? not that I ever saw him play

Marc: Juninho, he did well...

Adam H: He was Brazilian..

Part 1

1st Convo Turns out Adam H want to go travelling round the world.

Adam H: I got the travelling bug, I want to go to South America.

Marc: Brazil?

Adam H: Yeah. But number one city first would be Buenos Aires in Argentina!

Marc: I'd love to go to Brazil to watch Boca Juniors...

Adam W: Boca play in Argentina!

Tree Goats

I've got a Tree Goat, but I've lost him..

He must've climbed the tree and escaped!

Pulling blanks.

This morning Marc thought he'd play a prank on one of his fellow colleagues.
Walked over to Matt's desk and took out the USB Keyboard cable (well that's what he thought)! The morning went by, then Matt came in, so Marc waited patiently to laugh at him. Marc went over to see what was going on as he saw Matt typing happily...

Marc: You're typing?

Matt: Er yes, why?

Marc: I thought I pulled out your keyboard.

(So he checks at the back, he's pulled out a cable that isn't attached to anything)!

Tea time..

At work, Marc has tea every morning and afternoon and gets sugar sachets. As of late, the sachets have always been wet at one end and Marc can't understand why, until now..

Marc: I've just come to realise why these sachets are all wet at one end.

Julia: Why's that then?

Marc: I've been putting them in this cup with water at the bottom!

Pancake Day

Happy Tuesday Pancake Day... Can never remember the proper name for it though!