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Wednesday, October 06, 2010
A healthy pint or 2.
In the office discussing Health checks.
Julia: I've been charged £37 for sending of my samples.
Random office chat: Well that's not right, go and discuss it with HR.
Marc: What did you do? Send them 5 pints of it?!
Julia: I've been charged £37 for sending of my samples.
Random office chat: Well that's not right, go and discuss it with HR.
Marc: What did you do? Send them 5 pints of it?!
Friday, October 01, 2010
Mathmatical Dilemma
Office is discussing failing Maths GCSE's
Marc: I failed Maths 3 times, still haven't passed... Though I have never seen the point, when are you ever going to need pythagoras theorem to use a till?!
Marc: I failed Maths 3 times, still haven't passed... Though I have never seen the point, when are you ever going to need pythagoras theorem to use a till?!
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Anne Frank Part Deux
Marc: Anne Frank, she's the one with the Diary?
Adam: Yeah, and i'm surprised no one heard her with her typewriter.
Marc: She might of used a pencil.
Long pause.
Marc: I'm surprised, what if she didn't have a pencil sharpener, she would never have completed it.
Rob: When is a diary ever complete!
Adam: Yeah, and i'm surprised no one heard her with her typewriter.
Marc: She might of used a pencil.
Long pause.
Marc: I'm surprised, what if she didn't have a pencil sharpener, she would never have completed it.
Rob: When is a diary ever complete!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
JASON D
Just a bit of knowledge for you all that read this...
If you take the first letter of every month ie.
JFMAMJJASOND - It spells JASON, Jason D, Donovan, Jason Donovan played Joseph in Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat.
What i have just come to realise, is that Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat is NOT Jesus' step dad. He is a totally different Joseph altogether.
If you take the first letter of every month ie.
JFMAMJJASOND - It spells JASON, Jason D, Donovan, Jason Donovan played Joseph in Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat.
What i have just come to realise, is that Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat is NOT Jesus' step dad. He is a totally different Joseph altogether.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Don't Point!
Office conversation turns to talking about Mount Vesuvius. And that there is a whore house near by, with quite a few phalluses.
Marc: Phallus, is that the thing that hangs down from caves?
Office: No, you're thinking of stalactite.
Marc: Wait, what is a phallus?
Adam: You know when you walk to work, there is that graffiti on the bridge? Of the rather large painting in white?!
Marc: Right, thats the one.
Marc: Phallus, is that the thing that hangs down from caves?
Office: No, you're thinking of stalactite.
Marc: Wait, what is a phallus?
Adam: You know when you walk to work, there is that graffiti on the bridge? Of the rather large painting in white?!
Marc: Right, thats the one.
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