Mathmatical Dilemma

Office is discussing failing Maths GCSE's

Marc: I failed Maths 3 times, still haven't passed... Though I have never seen the point, when are you ever going to need pythagoras theorem to use a till?!

Yeah and what?

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Anne Frank Part Deux

Marc: Anne Frank, she's the one with the Diary?

Adam: Yeah, and i'm surprised no one heard her with her typewriter.

Marc: She might of used a pencil.

Long pause.

Marc: I'm surprised, what if she didn't have a pencil sharpener, she would never have completed it.

Rob: When is a diary ever complete!

JASON D

Just a bit of knowledge for you all that read this...

If you take the first letter of every month ie.

JFMAMJJASOND - It spells JASON, Jason D, Donovan, Jason Donovan played Joseph in Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat.

What i have just come to realise, is that Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat is NOT Jesus' step dad. He is a totally different Joseph altogether.

Don't Point!

Office conversation turns to talking about Mount Vesuvius. And that there is a whore house near by, with quite a few phalluses.

Marc: Phallus, is that the thing that hangs down from caves?

Office: No, you're thinking of stalactite.

Marc: Wait, what is a phallus?

Adam: You know when you walk to work, there is that graffiti on the bridge? Of the rather large painting in white?!

Marc: Right, thats the one.

Full of knowlegde

Marc: Why is a recorder called a recorder? You don't record anything!

Helen: Thats a good question... *pulls out a big book*

Marc: What's that? Your big book of knowledge?!

Helen: Yeah... It's called a dictionary!

Hysta-what?!

Marc: Is she having a hysterectomy?

Julia: ???

Marc: No, wait, thats what men have isn't it?

Julia: You're thinking vasectomy, hysterectomy is to do with the womb!