Marc: Anne Frank, she's the one with the Diary?
Adam: Yeah, and i'm surprised no one heard her with her typewriter.
Marc: She might of used a pencil.
Long pause.
Marc: I'm surprised, what if she didn't have a pencil sharpener, she would never have completed it.
Rob: When is a diary ever complete!
Friday, August 20, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
JASON D
Just a bit of knowledge for you all that read this...
If you take the first letter of every month ie.
JFMAMJJASOND - It spells JASON, Jason D, Donovan, Jason Donovan played Joseph in Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat.
What i have just come to realise, is that Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat is NOT Jesus' step dad. He is a totally different Joseph altogether.
If you take the first letter of every month ie.
JFMAMJJASOND - It spells JASON, Jason D, Donovan, Jason Donovan played Joseph in Joseph and the Technicoloured Dreamcoat.
What i have just come to realise, is that Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat is NOT Jesus' step dad. He is a totally different Joseph altogether.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Don't Point!
Office conversation turns to talking about Mount Vesuvius. And that there is a whore house near by, with quite a few phalluses.
Marc: Phallus, is that the thing that hangs down from caves?
Office: No, you're thinking of stalactite.
Marc: Wait, what is a phallus?
Adam: You know when you walk to work, there is that graffiti on the bridge? Of the rather large painting in white?!
Marc: Right, thats the one.
Marc: Phallus, is that the thing that hangs down from caves?
Office: No, you're thinking of stalactite.
Marc: Wait, what is a phallus?
Adam: You know when you walk to work, there is that graffiti on the bridge? Of the rather large painting in white?!
Marc: Right, thats the one.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
Full of knowlegde
Marc: Why is a recorder called a recorder? You don't record anything!
Helen: Thats a good question... *pulls out a big book*
Marc: What's that? Your big book of knowledge?!
Helen: Yeah... It's called a dictionary!
Helen: Thats a good question... *pulls out a big book*
Marc: What's that? Your big book of knowledge?!
Helen: Yeah... It's called a dictionary!
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Hysta-what?!
Marc: Is she having a hysterectomy?
Julia: ???
Marc: No, wait, thats what men have isn't it?
Julia: You're thinking vasectomy, hysterectomy is to do with the womb!
Julia: ???
Marc: No, wait, thats what men have isn't it?
Julia: You're thinking vasectomy, hysterectomy is to do with the womb!
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Jamie's Italian?
Marc is asking if you have to book to go to Jamie Olivers restaurant...
Marc: Adam, you've been to Jamie Oliver's restaurant?
Adam: Yeah.
Marc: Do you have to book?
Adam: No, and i would recommend a pasta dish...
Marc: Oh ok, What kind of food is it they do there?
Adam: It's called Jamie's Italian, I think that kinda gives it away!
Marc: Adam, you've been to Jamie Oliver's restaurant?
Adam: Yeah.
Marc: Do you have to book?
Adam: No, and i would recommend a pasta dish...
Marc: Oh ok, What kind of food is it they do there?
Adam: It's called Jamie's Italian, I think that kinda gives it away!
Thursday, April 08, 2010
Good Friday
Julia: Next year Good Friday is on the 22nd
Marc: Oh good, what day is that?
PAUSE
Marc: Oh god damn it, I've done it again!
Marc: Oh good, what day is that?
PAUSE
Marc: Oh god damn it, I've done it again!
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