Slow is not the word.

Marc: What you talkin' 'bout Willis..

Phil: Gary Coleman said that.

Marc: Yeah that little black guy..

(Marc then looks him up on Wikipedia)

Marc: He's Dead, when did that happen?

Gary Coleman died May 28 2010. RIP

Happy Birthday Postman Pat

Marc: Oh my god.. Postman Pat is only 30 yrs old. He looks well for his age!

Shotgun Sally

Marc: Why isn't Adam in work tomorrow?

Julia: He's at a wedding.

Marc: What kind of wedding?

Phil: A shotgun wedding...

Marc: That's what I want, a shotgun wedding.

Who's your Daddy?

Marc: I wish my Dad was Jay-Z

Phil: Don't you love your Dad for who he is?

Marc: Yeah, my Dad is alright.

Hey Amigo..

Every now and again Marc uses his card in the little shop on the University campus, called Amigo's. (But he didn't know this)!

Marc: Everytime my bank statement comes through, I check it and sometimes I notice there is a little bit of money taken out by Amigo's.. Some Mexican is spending my money, but on what?!

Adam: Amigo's is the name of the shop down the road.

Strike 3.. You're out!

Marc: Shite a light...

Polly: Strike a light, it's hot.

Marc: Haha I always thought that saying was Shite a light, and that's why I never understood what it meant.

Polly: Whats Strike a light mean?

Marc: Dunno.

Plucking hairs

Isn't it wierd how when you pull a hair out of anywhere on your body, it hurts like hell, but no blood appears, yet when pull off other body parts it hurts like hell and you're left with a huge blood stain!