Stuck in first gear!

Marc: So is this a double road?

Caroline: A dual carriage way..

Marc: Yeah that's the one.

Name drop

Marc is watching a video on http://www.watercoolerwit.com/

After watching...

Marc: What is Obama's last name?

Adam: That is his last name! Barack is his first name!

Answers

Adam: What do you need for the survey to put on Survey Monkey?

Marc: I will need the questions.

Adam: Anything else?

Marc: The answers...

Is this live?

Marc and his Dad were watching I'm A Celebrity on ITV2 last night.

Marc: Is this live?

Dad: Yes, see that spinning thing in the bottom left, that says LIVE!

Date anyone..

We were just discussing dating, so Marc decides to give out a few tips!

Marc: I think my number one tip would be, don't take a girl to McDonalds. I did that twice with two different girls..

While in Maccy D's don't stare at the arse of the girl in front of you.

And when asking your date which bugger they'd like, and she asks to be taken home, do not proceed to buy yourself a meal! Even a happy meal.

BC

Adam: The coin had the Roman Emperor's head on the front and 500bc written on the back of it. Why did the shop keeper say it was a fake?

Marc: Is it because the romans didn't exist before Jesus!

Tree of Knowledge

Marc: So you work at the Arboretum, the art gallery?

Janet: An Arboretum is a place where Trees are kept!