Full of knowlegde

Marc: Why is a recorder called a recorder? You don't record anything!

Helen: Thats a good question... *pulls out a big book*

Marc: What's that? Your big book of knowledge?!

Helen: Yeah... It's called a dictionary!

Hysta-what?!

Marc: Is she having a hysterectomy?

Julia: ???

Marc: No, wait, thats what men have isn't it?

Julia: You're thinking vasectomy, hysterectomy is to do with the womb!

Jamie's Italian?

Marc is asking if you have to book to go to Jamie Olivers restaurant...

Marc: Adam, you've been to Jamie Oliver's restaurant?

Adam: Yeah.

Marc: Do you have to book?

Adam: No, and i would recommend a pasta dish...

Marc: Oh ok, What kind of food is it they do there?

Adam: It's called Jamie's Italian, I think that kinda gives it away!

Good Friday

Julia: Next year Good Friday is on the 22nd

Marc: Oh good, what day is that?

PAUSE

Marc: Oh god damn it, I've done it again!

In - Sultan

Marc: My brothers friend went to Eton College and when he left he went to help the Sultan of Brunei's son...

Marc: ... Where does he live?

Adam: Brunei!

Marc: Yeah, that makes sense!

Win, lose and lost the plot...

Marc: The thing about mid week games, is that you either draw or lose, no one ever wins!

Mirror Signal..... LISTEN!

Marc: I got to sell my car, but I feel guilty about selling it as its to dangerous to drive.

Adam: Sell to 'Webuyanycar.com'...

Marc: Good idea, whats the website?