Win, lose and lost the plot...

Marc: The thing about mid week games, is that you either draw or lose, no one ever wins!

Mirror Signal..... LISTEN!

Marc: I got to sell my car, but I feel guilty about selling it as its to dangerous to drive.

Adam: Sell to 'Webuyanycar.com'...

Marc: Good idea, whats the website?

Incompetence

Marc: What's that thing old people have when they keep going to the loo?

*PAUSE*

Marc: Incompetence?!

Adam: Incontinence, it means they don't make it...

Marc: Ah, well I think I have that and at this rate I doubt I'll make it...


*Marc leaves the room to go to the loo*

Rock hard tree!

Office chat about pomegranate and Marc as always over hears!

Marc: Pomegranate? Thats that grey brick isn't it?

Adam: You assume pomegranate is a rock because it has granate in it?

Marc: Yeah, is it not the grey brick?

Adam: No, you're thinking about the breeze block!

Marc: Ah I see...

I love cake

Someone is giving out cake in the office, it's got a layer of pink and white sponge.

Marc: Oh, this looks like Nuremberg cake...

Office laughs!

Susan: Do you mean battenburg cake?

Marc: 'Blank look'!

Blind luck..

Marc is looking out the window.

Marc: Hey, look at that man handgliding past the window...

Everyone looks...

Susan: Thats a helicopter!

Marc: Blimey, my eyes are bad!

I'll be back

Gus: Wow, I never realised Daniel Radcliff was quite so short.

Marc: Yeah. I heard Arnold Swartznegger is only about 5’2 or 5’3.

Gus: No he’s not! He’s around 6 foot something.

Marc: Well 5’3 it’s not that short.

After looking up the height of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Gus: See, he’s 6’2.

Marc: Oh, this person, arr, he told me… well, I was told he was 5’3.