Happy New Year

Happy New Year 2009

Just thought i'd write this as there has been nothing much said for a couple of months!

Stuff has been said but I can't remember half of it! And the other half.. well thats just not cricket!

I did, however, get the new iTouch and downloaded the zippo application.. it says you can blow into the mic to blow the flame out.. I was trying this for ages, but then realised it didn't have a mic, as it is not the iPhone!

Ribbit?!

While outside waiting for the dog to come in from the dark!

Marc: What the flying f**k is that?

Sometime later...

Marc: Oh its a frog!

USA USA USA

While having dinner the discussion turned to America...

Dad: Do you know who discovered America?

Marc: Erm, yeah, wasn't it Christopher Columbus, he found the Potato!

Dad: No, that was Sir Walter Reileigh..

Marc: Oh.. ok I thought it was!

Dad: What nationality is Chris Columbus?

Marc: English!

Enough said really! He's Portugese! Marc never did do well at History!

The Queen!

Having a chat on MSN about a suit!

Steven says:
can you recognise the background?

Marc... says:
no.. where is it

Steven says:
queenies old place

Marc... says:
who the fuck is queenie.. that gay bloke?

Steven says:
what?

Steven says:
alex

Steven says:
queenie = alex

Steven says:
did you not know that

Marc... says:
ooooooh no i didn't! lol

Steven says:
hahahah

Steven says:
brilliant

Maid in England

Marc: I just realised.. Maidstone and Maidenhead are seperate towns!

Zap!

Marc finds a tennis racket shaped fly swatter with an electicity warning sign on it!

Marc: Can this electricute me?

Vic: No cos it has protective bars on it!

Marc: Oh...

Some minutes later...

Marc: F**K, did you see that spark come off my f**king finger... its burning... its gone num!

Vic: What did you do? Quick put it under the cold tap!

Marc: Stuck my god damn finger right through!

Cotton Wool!

Discussing something about Marc's sister's friends sister.. Halfway through the convosation..

Vic: Yeah, they have to cover her in 'cotton wool'..

Marc: Why? Is she accident prone or something?

Everyone stops and laughs!

Vic: No she has to be told stuff that has been dumbed down!