Discussion turns to who's had what diseases in the office.
Marc: I've had German Measles.
Adam: Rolls of a few in which he was bluffing.. I've had Encephalitis.
Now Marc miss hears and thinks he's said, Kefalitis.
Marc: I thought that was a place in Greece.
Adam: No, its caught by mosquitoes that live in paddy fields.
Marc: Irish mosquitoes?
Friday, April 01, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Random Q&A's
So... I been thinking (dangerous) about maybe asking a question everyday, just a random question that pops into my head randomly. I have no clue how the public will answer these questions, but I may give it a go anyway.
But I'm thinking now, sometimes I may forget to ask everyday, so don't shoot the messenger.
But I'm thinking now, sometimes I may forget to ask everyday, so don't shoot the messenger.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Who?
Marc is stressing over changes in the banner he is making.
Marc: Arrrgh Batty Nora!
Susan: Don't you mean Nora Batty?
Marc: Arrrgh Batty Nora!
Susan: Don't you mean Nora Batty?
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Bad act
It's time for tea in the office. So Marc heads off to get a biscuit. As he gets to the tin he meets Susan and Adam.
Marc: Hello Fellatio
Adam: I can't believe you just called me that.
Marc: Isn't that the name of that Latin dude?
Susan: Surely you know what that means..
Marc: *Whispers to Adam* What is it?
Adam: A sexual act performed on..
Marc: *Points down*
Adam: Yes..
Marc: Ooohh.. Haha I meant Hiratio.
Marc: Hello Fellatio
Adam: I can't believe you just called me that.
Marc: Isn't that the name of that Latin dude?
Susan: Surely you know what that means..
Marc: *Whispers to Adam* What is it?
Adam: A sexual act performed on..
Marc: *Points down*
Adam: Yes..
Marc: Ooohh.. Haha I meant Hiratio.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
No Maths.
Even though I said it was the 200th post, I have a feeling it's not. The number of posts just don't add up! Baffling.
200th post.. Boyhood memories
Marc: Whats the stupidest swap you've ever made?
Office: *No one speaks*
Marc: Well, mine is, when I was at school, I swapped my fountain pen for a chocolate bar!
Office: *No one speaks*
Marc: Well, mine is, when I was at school, I swapped my fountain pen for a chocolate bar!
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