Friday, April 01, 2011

To be sure.

Discussion turns to who's had what diseases in the office.

Marc: I've had German Measles.

Adam: Rolls of a few in which he was bluffing.. I've had Encephalitis.

Now Marc miss hears and thinks he's said, Kefalitis.

Marc: I thought that was a place in Greece.

Adam: No, its caught by mosquitoes that live in paddy fields.

Marc: Irish mosquitoes?

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Random Q&A's

So... I been thinking (dangerous) about maybe asking a question everyday, just a random question that pops into my head randomly. I have no clue how the public will answer these questions, but I may give it a go anyway.

But I'm thinking now, sometimes I may forget to ask everyday, so don't shoot the messenger.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Something on your mind?

Randomly out loud..

Marc: Fallopian tube.

Who?

Marc is stressing over changes in the banner he is making.

Marc: Arrrgh Batty Nora!

Susan: Don't you mean Nora Batty?

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Bad act

It's time for tea in the office. So Marc heads off to get a biscuit. As he gets to the tin he meets Susan and Adam.

Marc: Hello Fellatio

Adam: I can't believe you just called me that.

Marc: Isn't that the name of that Latin dude?

Susan: Surely you know what that means..

Marc: *Whispers to Adam* What is it?

Adam: A sexual act performed on..

Marc: *Points down*

Adam: Yes..

Marc: Ooohh.. Haha I meant Hiratio.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

No Maths.

Even though I said it was the 200th post, I have a feeling it's not. The number of posts just don't add up! Baffling.

200th post.. Boyhood memories

Marc: Whats the stupidest swap you've ever made?

Office: *No one speaks*

Marc: Well, mine is, when I was at school, I swapped my fountain pen for a chocolate bar!