Spoony Moony

I got a little trick for you..

Get a spoon and flip it, so the curvy side is facing your face, and put your 2 middle fingers up against it, with your index finger and little pinky either side of the outta edge of the spoon. It will look like someone is pulling a moony at you!

If this doesn't work, you're obviously doing it wrong!

Marc was at Chelsea vs Everton on Saturday and met the Agent or one of the Agents for Adele (Singer). Conversation turned to Adele and how good a singer she was, and that he's trying to get he more gigs. But before Marc knew of his status, he had told his joke about Adele, which didn't go down very well.. Obviously, after the joke was said, Marc found out who he was and why he didn't laugh.

Marc: I got a joke about Adele..

What does Adele name her albums after?

Jimmy: Go on..

Marc: Her Weight....

Cue TUMBLEWEED!

How many times.

Marc doing his 2x table...

Marc: It's easy.. 2,4,6,8,10,11,12,13..

Marc: That happened because i was going to fast, let me do it slower.

How do you spell that?

Marc: You spell my name with a C... C for Sexy!

CSI Whatever.

Julia: I'd much prefer to go to Luxor, Egypt than Las Vegas.

Adam: So you wouldn't like to go to Vegas.

Julia: I'd only go to Las Vegas as CSI..

*Long pause*

Marc: Which one?

Funny chat!

This chat is taken from back in the day at Blitz the Net. Marc and Anf were chatting through G-mail chat, there's a lot of classic chat on there! This was taken from the 19/05/06. Just to clarify a wee mee is an avatar of someone!

Marc: I'm chatting in wee mee chat lol

Anf: ?

Marc: The wee mee thing, i'm chatting to someone

Anf: lol who?

Marc: Some girl from Glasgow

Anf: Sweet, she got a pic?

Marc: No just a wee mee person

Anf: lol is she fit?

Marc: Her wee mee looks ok

Blast from the past..

Happy New Year 2011...

I was browsing some old chat threads from back in the day and found this little Marcism.

Marc: Did it just get really hot in here?

Anf: Umm..

Marc: My back is soaking

Anf: LOL