Marc when feeding the ducks.
Marc: I’ve decided to name this one Alan and this one Clyde. I like their names.
Gus: Why? Marc, they are female.
Marc: Oh yeah!
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
In the bird house!
Just as we were waiting for the fog to clear the birds start singing outside the window!
Penny: Aw listen to the birds!
Marc: Yeah, it sounds like we're in a birdary!
Susan and Penny: You mean an Aviary...
Marc: Oh!
Penny: Aw listen to the birds!
Marc: Yeah, it sounds like we're in a birdary!
Susan and Penny: You mean an Aviary...
Marc: Oh!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Toasted?
Marc and Gus take a trip to Tesco's for lunch!
Gus has a meal of mince, mashed potato and peas, Marc has, what he thinks is a sandwich!
Marc opens his sandwich, to discover the buttered sides are facing out, so he puts them the right way and then continues to eat but finds it rather disgusting!
After disguarding the sandwich, they both leave to head back to the office!
The get back to Gus' department and sit down, and Marc then tells Claire about his ordeal...
Marc: I had the most disgusting sandwich, it was buttered on the outside and not cut through the middle!
Claire: Was it meant to be toasted? As in you put it in the griddle and toast it?!
Gus: That explains the buttered sides on the outside!
Marc: Ooooh, Bugger!
Gus has a meal of mince, mashed potato and peas, Marc has, what he thinks is a sandwich!
Marc opens his sandwich, to discover the buttered sides are facing out, so he puts them the right way and then continues to eat but finds it rather disgusting!
After disguarding the sandwich, they both leave to head back to the office!
The get back to Gus' department and sit down, and Marc then tells Claire about his ordeal...
Marc: I had the most disgusting sandwich, it was buttered on the outside and not cut through the middle!
Claire: Was it meant to be toasted? As in you put it in the griddle and toast it?!
Gus: That explains the buttered sides on the outside!
Marc: Ooooh, Bugger!
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Sieve!
WOW its been a long time coming for a new Marcism!
Marc to room: Blimey, I have a bladder the size of a sieve today!
Random in room: Don't you mean your bladder is like a sieve today?!
Marc: Yeah thats the one!
Marc to room: Blimey, I have a bladder the size of a sieve today!
Random in room: Don't you mean your bladder is like a sieve today?!
Marc: Yeah thats the one!
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Happy New Year
Happy New Year 2009
Just thought i'd write this as there has been nothing much said for a couple of months!
Stuff has been said but I can't remember half of it! And the other half.. well thats just not cricket!
I did, however, get the new iTouch and downloaded the zippo application.. it says you can blow into the mic to blow the flame out.. I was trying this for ages, but then realised it didn't have a mic, as it is not the iPhone!
Just thought i'd write this as there has been nothing much said for a couple of months!
Stuff has been said but I can't remember half of it! And the other half.. well thats just not cricket!
I did, however, get the new iTouch and downloaded the zippo application.. it says you can blow into the mic to blow the flame out.. I was trying this for ages, but then realised it didn't have a mic, as it is not the iPhone!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Ribbit?!
While outside waiting for the dog to come in from the dark!
Marc: What the flying f**k is that?
Sometime later...
Marc: Oh its a frog!
Marc: What the flying f**k is that?
Sometime later...
Marc: Oh its a frog!
USA USA USA
While having dinner the discussion turned to America...
Dad: Do you know who discovered America?
Marc: Erm, yeah, wasn't it Christopher Columbus, he found the Potato!
Dad: No, that was Sir Walter Reileigh..
Marc: Oh.. ok I thought it was!
Dad: What nationality is Chris Columbus?
Marc: English!
Enough said really! He's Portugese! Marc never did do well at History!
Dad: Do you know who discovered America?
Marc: Erm, yeah, wasn't it Christopher Columbus, he found the Potato!
Dad: No, that was Sir Walter Reileigh..
Marc: Oh.. ok I thought it was!
Dad: What nationality is Chris Columbus?
Marc: English!
Enough said really! He's Portugese! Marc never did do well at History!
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