Getting hotter

Anthony: Marc, do you ever wear shorts?

Marc: Not any more. What a waste of time that was.

Lirpa Sloof

Anthony [doing a count of Marcisms so far this year]: 15 in March, 16 in February...

Marc: How many in April?

Unfair FunBlair

[Anthony and Marc are talking about grafitti]

Anthony: Like writing 'F Blair' on a wall?

Marc: 'F Blair'?

Anthony [repeating it]: Yes, 'F Blair'

Marc [thinks about it for a while]: I thought it was T Blair?

Antipodean suspicion

Marc: Is Dame Edna a bloke?

Rock on

Daz [looking at something on the internet]: I've got a picture of a rock growing hair.

Marc [looks]: That's just a rock with a wig in a glass case.

[Then, as if to prove his conclusion]

Marc: Take it to the barbers and then see what happens.

Legs

Marc: I'm amazing at paintball. I never get shot. The only time I got shot was when I stood up by accident.

Smell

[A gorgeous smell of garlic wafts through the window from the Indian restaurant downstairs]

Anthony: Marc, I'll give you a fiver if you can identify that spice we can smell.

Marc: Kiev?