Dark side of the moon

[the rest of the office are quizzing Marc on the bizarre "bloody mary" myth that only he seems to have heard of. Members who heard it the first time are staring incredulously and ones who haven't are laughing afresh. Marc feels the need to justify himself]

Marc: It has to be a full moon.

Fleshy

[Anthony is continuing the tradition of reading out anniversary Marcisms and has got to the fish/meat one]

Marc: Well, that's kind of true. I mean, tuna - is that a fish?

[later]

Anthony: Meat is the flesh of an animal. It doesn't have to be a cow.

Marc: Yes, it could be lamb.

Vodka and tomato

[someone in the office mentions the words "bloody mary"]

Marc: Apparently, if you repeat "bloody mary" in a pub toilet six times she'll come out of the mirror and stab you.

Back in black

Marc: Why do they paint the lamposts in Bath black? At night you can't see them.

Fedde

[not at all a Marcism, as it's Marc being intentionaly witty and sharp, but here it is anyway]

Marc: Put up your hands for DFS - I love this settee.

Currying favour

Marc: Do you know what I think it is. It's the rice that gives it the spicyness...

Cock's prawntale

Daz: I bet you £50 you can't drink a pint of that Tom Yum soup over there.

Marc: No. I don't like spicy food. Plus I've got a fear of prawns.