Strawberry fields

[The office is talking about herbs]

Marc: I used to pack sorrel seeds. And cumin seeds. And this stuff called strawberry popcorn. Which isn't popcorn at all. As I found out when I grew some.

Do-re-me

Marc [randomly]: Have you seen the Sound of Music?

Paperback writer

Marc: I wrote something really big on a small bit of paper.

I love technology

Marc: Did someone invent technology?

Stating

[after saying something completely obvious and bringing the wrath of the office upon himself]

Marc: I was just making a fact.

Worrying

Marc [looking at his computer screen intently and then says quietly to no-one in particular]: What I wouldn't give to be that teddy bear...

Wide awake club

Anthony: ...you know, the guy that used to be in Blackadder. Now he's in Time Team.

Marc: Oh, Timmy Mallet.