One Direction

Matt: Can you name a Palindrome?

Marc: River!

Hot head.

What's the capital of Chile?

Marc: Con Carne...

What's that short for?

For years I had always thought 'Blighty' was short for Brighton!

It's just another word for England - Crazy times we live in ay.

Valentines Day

Marc: Its coming up to Valentines day. A pointless celebration on a pointless day of the week. This ain't no Marcism, just a pointless rant!