Spoony Moony

I got a little trick for you..

Get a spoon and flip it, so the curvy side is facing your face, and put your 2 middle fingers up against it, with your index finger and little pinky either side of the outta edge of the spoon. It will look like someone is pulling a moony at you!

If this doesn't work, you're obviously doing it wrong!

Marc was at Chelsea vs Everton on Saturday and met the Agent or one of the Agents for Adele (Singer). Conversation turned to Adele and how good a singer she was, and that he's trying to get he more gigs. But before Marc knew of his status, he had told his joke about Adele, which didn't go down very well.. Obviously, after the joke was said, Marc found out who he was and why he didn't laugh.

Marc: I got a joke about Adele..

What does Adele name her albums after?

Jimmy: Go on..

Marc: Her Weight....

Cue TUMBLEWEED!

How many times.

Marc doing his 2x table...

Marc: It's easy.. 2,4,6,8,10,11,12,13..

Marc: That happened because i was going to fast, let me do it slower.

How do you spell that?

Marc: You spell my name with a C... C for Sexy!