Hey yo, whats that sound...

Marc talking out loud to no one in particular..

'Can you hear that? It sounds like a man flying on a massive vibrator!'

It was actually a gyrocopter!

A classic case of Chinese

Marc: In China do they have English restaurants like we have Chinese?

North vs South

Marc: So did you have a good holiday in, er... Where did you go?

Liam: Penzance.

Marc: Ah right, thats in Yorkshire.

Liam: No, thats in Cornwall.

Marc: Oh I thought you went to the mountains....

Some deep thinking later.

Marc: I was thinking the Pennines!

Ridin' solo...

Marc: So the Segway isn't a new phone?!

Errr...

Marc: I hate thinking... When I think I can't seem to do anything else!

Foxy

Marc: I saw a fox this morning, I got quite close, maybe tomorrow i'll bring a lead and pretend its my dog! I shall name him Fred.

Random: What if it's a girl?

Marc: I shall call it Fred, short for.... (after much pointless thinking)... Freda.

Now on Twitter

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A healthy pint or 2.

In the office discussing Health checks.

Julia: I've been charged £37 for sending of my samples.

Random office chat: Well that's not right, go and discuss it with HR.

Marc: What did you do? Send them 5 pints of it?!

Mathmatical Dilemma

Office is discussing failing Maths GCSE's

Marc: I failed Maths 3 times, still haven't passed... Though I have never seen the point, when are you ever going to need pythagoras theorem to use a till?!