Maid in England

Marc: I just realised.. Maidstone and Maidenhead are seperate towns!

Zap!

Marc finds a tennis racket shaped fly swatter with an electicity warning sign on it!

Marc: Can this electricute me?

Vic: No cos it has protective bars on it!

Marc: Oh...

Some minutes later...

Marc: F**K, did you see that spark come off my f**king finger... its burning... its gone num!

Vic: What did you do? Quick put it under the cold tap!

Marc: Stuck my god damn finger right through!

Cotton Wool!

Discussing something about Marc's sister's friends sister.. Halfway through the convosation..

Vic: Yeah, they have to cover her in 'cotton wool'..

Marc: Why? Is she accident prone or something?

Everyone stops and laughs!

Vic: No she has to be told stuff that has been dumbed down!

Disposable!

Going shopping for some stuff for the Gatecrasher weekend, Marc suddenly thinks he needs a camera!

Marc: I need a camera cos mine broke!

Tim: What about a disposable one..

Marc: Yeah could do, what about a disposable digital camera?

Tim: Err.. what?

Marc: Take the pics, load em up, then chuck it away!

Few minutes later...

Marc: Actually thats a crap idea, I just realised a digital camera can last for ages!

del.icio.us

Is that meant to be delicious?! But in web speak?!

Imagration

While chatting at dinner...

Marc didn't hear the whole conversation, so asked for it to be repeated!

Mum: We were just saying, "what if Matt married Victoria and Nick married Sophie, the Xmas' would be"... Before she could finish Marc butts in with...

Marc: Right, I'm Imagrating!