Ribbit?!

While outside waiting for the dog to come in from the dark!

Marc: What the flying f**k is that?

Sometime later...

Marc: Oh its a frog!

USA USA USA

While having dinner the discussion turned to America...

Dad: Do you know who discovered America?

Marc: Erm, yeah, wasn't it Christopher Columbus, he found the Potato!

Dad: No, that was Sir Walter Reileigh..

Marc: Oh.. ok I thought it was!

Dad: What nationality is Chris Columbus?

Marc: English!

Enough said really! He's Portugese! Marc never did do well at History!

The Queen!

Having a chat on MSN about a suit!

Steven says:
can you recognise the background?

Marc... says:
no.. where is it

Steven says:
queenies old place

Marc... says:
who the fuck is queenie.. that gay bloke?

Steven says:
what?

Steven says:
alex

Steven says:
queenie = alex

Steven says:
did you not know that

Marc... says:
ooooooh no i didn't! lol

Steven says:
hahahah

Steven says:
brilliant

Maid in England

Marc: I just realised.. Maidstone and Maidenhead are seperate towns!

Zap!

Marc finds a tennis racket shaped fly swatter with an electicity warning sign on it!

Marc: Can this electricute me?

Vic: No cos it has protective bars on it!

Marc: Oh...

Some minutes later...

Marc: F**K, did you see that spark come off my f**king finger... its burning... its gone num!

Vic: What did you do? Quick put it under the cold tap!

Marc: Stuck my god damn finger right through!

Cotton Wool!

Discussing something about Marc's sister's friends sister.. Halfway through the convosation..

Vic: Yeah, they have to cover her in 'cotton wool'..

Marc: Why? Is she accident prone or something?

Everyone stops and laughs!

Vic: No she has to be told stuff that has been dumbed down!

Disposable!

Going shopping for some stuff for the Gatecrasher weekend, Marc suddenly thinks he needs a camera!

Marc: I need a camera cos mine broke!

Tim: What about a disposable one..

Marc: Yeah could do, what about a disposable digital camera?

Tim: Err.. what?

Marc: Take the pics, load em up, then chuck it away!

Few minutes later...

Marc: Actually thats a crap idea, I just realised a digital camera can last for ages!

del.icio.us

Is that meant to be delicious?! But in web speak?!

Imagration

While chatting at dinner...

Marc didn't hear the whole conversation, so asked for it to be repeated!

Mum: We were just saying, "what if Matt married Victoria and Nick married Sophie, the Xmas' would be"... Before she could finish Marc butts in with...

Marc: Right, I'm Imagrating!

Going Camping!

Tim: We need to buy a tent in May for Gatecrasher!

Marc: Why don't we get it in June?

Tim: Gatecrashers in May!

Marc: Yeah get in June.. wait... May, June! Oh yeah! OK April then!

Please apply here..

Marc while completing an application form: What should I put my self as, White European?

Gus: Why White European?

Marc: Because they don’t have that other one, White Corsican?!

Fishy Feet

Marc: I don’t like swimming because of the fish. I don’t like them swimming around my feet, I’ve got no problem with feet though.

Grand thinking!!!

Marc: What are we doing at the weekend?

Vic: Well we got all the grandparents coming on Sunday!

Marc: Oh ok.... Which ones?

New Year, New Marcisms, by Marc Himself!!!

Marc was chatting to his Mum & Dad about an up and coming road trip/race to Mongolia...

Marc: I'm going on a race to Mongolia next year with Tim, Alex and Gus!

Mum: Oh right, do you even no where Mongolia is?

Marc: Erm...

Couple of mins later!

Marc: ... No!!! Oh wait, Africa?!

Everyone listening: hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Marc (thinking to himself): I might of been thinking of Madagasca, but i don't think thats in Africa either!

Dad: No its near China!!!

Closed for business

Well, the glory days are over. The company is no more and Marc has moved on to pastures new. We will miss him, but he promises to keep us updated with any new Marcisms.