Stop the clocks

Marc: Do you think you could leave a stopwatch running for a whole year?

[pause]

Marc: I 'spose not, it's only got four numbers on it.

Gurt lush

Marc [talking about the shop]: You could have a bath in Lush and no-one would notice.

Jack Frost nipping at your nose

Marc: The thing about winter is that my bogies freeze and I can't get them out

Sick

Marc: You think he's bulimic?

Andy: No, he doesn't throw up, there's another word for it.

Marc: Bulimic?

hermaphrodite

Marc [talking about a video he'd seen]: He was an intersex person.

Psycho

Marc: I've really got to stop farting after I've had a shower. It really stinks.

Baldy

Marc: Is Sinead O'Connor a girl?

Cottage cheese

Anthony: I went over the park at lunchtime

Marc: Did you do any villaging?