HELP!!!

Garry: Marc, why do you have "help" written on your hand?

Marc: Ah yea, I don’t know actually, I noticed that when I was in the shop.

ta very much

Anf: Marc, what’s that anagram of "ta"?

Marc: I don't freaking know... Thank you?

freeeeee hee Nelson Mandela

Daz: marc, what’s Nelson Mandela famous for?

Marc: umm

[Then we all here the faint sound of www.google.co.uk being tapped out]

Does my bomb look big in this?

Daz: [chatting to Garry about the Guildford 4...]

Marc: where there 4 of them then?

Flossin'

Daz: What's the dog eating?

Marc: Candy floss

[the office looks puzzled]

Daz [Standing up to see what it actually is]: You mean dental floss.

Aldi Quattro

Garry: [After over hearing the hullabaloo about lidl and marc’s comment] Marc, have you heard of aldi?

Marc: What the car people?

What the who...

Daz: [reading the bath chronicle] Andy, there’s a lidl coming to bath.

Andy: [being in to weird foreign foods] wow, that’s fantastic!

Marc: What the hell is LIDL's man?

DFS

Marc: [Whilst playing counter strike source at lunch time with bots (AI players) and watching them after he died] look at him just staring at the upholstery on the walls.

Anf: Don’t you mean wallpaper dude?

Parklife

Daz: Have you guys been watching Prehistoric Park?

Marc: That's bullshit, they can't really do that.

Can you tell what it is yet?

[Whilst reading "The Emu is the largest bird native to Australia" from wikipedia] Marc: I thought the ostrich was the biggest bird in the world?

Tis the season to be jolly.

[Whilst searching our birth dates on wikipedia] Marc: Go to Christmas, and see when Jesus was born.